No Wonder My Dog Likes Barking

You've seen a thousand posts about making money with Mysterious Fortune Cards, well this is just another one... But wait! dont go! I'm going to expand on Cold's Barking Tips and his barking post. The last few days i have really gotten into creative barking and here's why. Several people laugh at my posts and that increases the attention, which increases sales, which increases profit. Also i many people have told me that they buy extra cards simply because i take the time to type all of my barks and because they are creative. As a matter of fact people buy my cards over the undercutters just because i bark. I love barking. Here's some of the barks that i like to use and normally think of on the spot:
Note: some of these are for a mature audience and are great for trade lols