You've seen a thousand posts about making money with Mysterious Fortune Cards, well this is just another one... But wait! dont go! I'm going to expand on Cold's Barking Tips and his barking post. The last few days i have really gotten into creative barking and here's why. Several people laugh at my posts and that increases the attention, which increases sales, which increases profit. Also i many people have told me that they buy extra cards simply because i take the time to type all of my barks and because they are creative. As a matter of fact people buy my cards over the undercutters just because i bark. I love barking. Here's some of the barks that i like to use and normally think of on the spot:
Note: some of these are for a mature audience and are great for trade lols
Look at your hand, back at me, now ive got it. Its an auction of that thing you love [Mysterious Fortune Card]! Look the cards are now gold! anything is possible when you buy on the ah ... im on a seahorse...
Did you know that women prefer [Mysterious Fortune Card] for their men 1 bajillion times more then other WoW items. Did you know that im riding this seahorse backwards? Hiya!
Scooby Doo solves [Mysterious Forune Card] Mysteries all the time! and so could you, simply buy, flip, and solve the mystery. You could win [Fortune Card]!
Do you wish you could be around sweaty girls all day like Richard Simmons? Well if you win [Fortune Card] from [Mysterious Fortune Card] in the AH, you can!
Are you lonely? Are you sittin in a beanbag chair naked eatin cheetos? Well get off your rump and flip some [Mysterious Fortune Card]s on the AH and buy some clothes!
If you are underage and wish you could gamble, nows your chance! [Mysterious Fortune Card] on the AH can win you [Fortune Card]. Turn that fake money into more fake money!
Never fear [Mysterious Fortune Card] is here! You could be rolling in gold! Winner Winner Worgen Dinner!
Do you wish you had more gold? Are you willing to do anything to get it? [Mysterious Fortune Card] on the AH could make your dreams come true if your lucky.
Do you feel sexual satisfaction when you play the lotto? Well grab an orgy at the AH with [Mysterious Fortune Card]. You could win [Fortune Card] thats a huge load!
be sure to comment your lols and which you like best, also if you have any suggestions on more.